Ebon's Diary of Every Session

Written by: Ebon_Hollow
Transcribed by: Ebon_Hollow

Introduction:

LIKE ANTENNAS
TO HEAVEN!

This book contains every sesh and minor details ^^
Also. Dear reader. My name is "Ebon_Hollow" but i got SCAMMED, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "EBONY" NOT EBON, FUCK IS A EBON?!?
BRUUUUUUUUUHHH.
Have a nice read :3

Session 1:  

Maple and i have been exploring A LOT. We have found a civ over the ice spikes called "(i don't remember)-heaven".
They're pretty chill and gave us a berry to start a berry plant, also a cherry sapling (UwU)

I followed Sunlit_World to their civ near the border, the leader is someone like Phi-Phi or sum and he was rude asf to Billowy_Down so i decided to take my leave.
Still following Sunlit_World i was about to visit the last civ which is between my civ and Phi-Phi but i accidentally killed myself with a berry bush and returned to my civ.
The sesh ended.

Session 2: 

I've started farming my healer XP, at first i wanted to give priority to Frosted_Frost but we became friends and the civ gave prio to me, now i'm 72% into level 1. Hearty soups are HELLA PEAK. Rn i'm listening to Fraud OST from ULTRAKILL while writing this absolute peak of a recordbook. 

I decided to facecheck a trident drowned, which led to my inevitable death. I'm back at 0% xp.
Great campfire before the end of sesh, we're bonding over Aether's blood needs and the common need of SEEDS!

Session 3: 

I went to take some sugarcane across the world to monopoly it. Moonlit_Dust is hoarding all the sugarcane and i can't level up :') FUUUUUUU-
Chopping down trees while waiting for the sugarcane, i keep going to people and asking for it like a crackhead ç_ç

I went to billow's civ to look if phi-phi was still bullying them but he got BANNED let's goo!

I can craft regen sospicious stews with ozidyzed daisies let's go

LEVEL. 1. HEALER.
Let's go FINALLY.
Now i can start getting xp like a normal class instead of waiting cane like a crackhead

Am healing people and new people are joining, nothing much other than that.

I would like to visit again other civs but i'm kinda scared.

Session 4: 

I joined a bit late and was in the middle of a crisis, couldn't save Aether in time, RIP.
A new guy became healer so now we're at least 2.
I've lost my monopoly on sugarcane now i have to wait to grow on xp it's so over

THE DWARF FOUND ME LET'S GO WE'RE SO BACK

I went to explore and took EVERY. OXIDYZED. DAISY. EVER. so i'm stacked and i can craft regen soups, it doesn't give xp but still i can do my job.
Angel is making the sugarcane a real war fr so now we have to fight for it basically, no real monopoly. Even the co-leader is trying to make him realize we don't need THREE healers, but it's useless.

Dust either hates me or just won't listen to me.. .

Session 5: 

i INSTANTLY excused to Spark for getting his name confused (ho le mani fredde ._.) <--- (means "my hands are cold")
Surging_Angel came back STILL mad and STILL hoarding all the sugarcane i will highkey walk the plank.
I'm 67% into lvl 2.
THERE WERE 3 STACKS OF SUGAR CANE WE ARE BLESSED

All us healers are united against Angel it's so peak :')
I reached level 3 healer.

Session 6: 

I started 1.5h late, there's a bridge connecting our city to podzil.
It's too loud i'm going crazy i feel like crying. I'm stacked in bandages.
Someone from podzol city gave me a full iron for healing them, wow... they must be rich.

Rn i'm just sitting in my safe plank trying to listen to some music, this sesh won't make a good read i think, sorry ._.
nah gang lowkey feeling depressed might quit a bit before, sorry Dwarf :(
In the end i've been standing in the plank for like 45 minutes listening to music and doing nothing except healing every once in a while so... seems fine.
I need another 40% to get level 4.

The bonefire sesh-ending is starting to look like a cult frfr 

Session 7: 

Final_Void said he wanted to give me a tour of podzol but he's nowhere to be seen so i'll sit in my plank.
The healer's /ct is bugged so my name is gray not pink.. ew.
It's still crazy how we're struggling with food, i can't craft bandages.

I got tired of waiting for Void so i followed Windswept_Rain to NPC but i was lagging on ice so we had to camp on a destroyed house. NPC is beautiful, it made me realise that my civ doesn't really want to do anything ._.

I found Void at NPC and the Dwarf had to leave due to lag, now i'm alone
I'm standing under a tree, at night, while it's raining, truly the highest point of my career. Watch me wait another 20 mins for Void just to not seeing him again.
I had to follow manually.
Followed Void's group to Metro, i'm lagging as hell.

I'm running out of food, it's night, i'm getting overwhelmed and i can't gtfo because the phantoms want my ass. + i'm out of food.

going there was a terrible idea.
there's a wedding planned.
I ain't having fun no more i'mma go play lol 

Session 8: 

I'm not feeling well but i got on anyway, Frosted_Frost is off and Windswept_Rain is off too...
I really want to kill someone but alas it's not possible without ticket and i have no reason to do it.
I got level 4... yay!

I DID A CRAZY ASS 1v1 AGAINST WINDSWEPT_RAIN AND I FUCKING WON, HEALER VS GUARDSMAN, I WON.
I AM OBI WAN KENOBI HE IS FUCKING ANAKIN AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH REMEMBER MY NAME.
Final_Void told me again he wanted to tour me Podzol and again never came back... bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

I had a meeting with Aether where they asked me if i wanted to join the conflict ticket against sun xD
Even tho the offer was GOOD (i wanna slime someone that isn't the Dwarf) i had to refuse sadly.

Podzol gave us a stack of spider eyes so i'll be blassing a lot of hearty soups 

Session 9:

Spent 30 minutes to fix the devious and evil lag, i think i have fixed it IDK why.
For now i'll wait for the Dwarf and Final_Void(?) and make sum bandages in the meanwhile, i wanna get lvl 5 they have a healer in podzil and i need to beat that one to be the best one.

I smell civil war ;3
They want to use OUR cathedral to heave a merriage between Final_Void and Sunlit_World...
Dust wasn't bright at the idea due to being a wedding between two civs and we have nothing to do with them, but Dust gave the permission so whatever

Sesh is about to end, Dwarf is nowhere to be seen, void came and didn't say anything.

Session 10: 

I lowkey did not want to join that's why i P ranked Minos Prime i'm hella swag.
Unfortunately not having fun is not an excuse to not serve as the ONLY HEALER IN HERE... WE WERE THREE, HOW THE FUCK AM I THE ONLY ONE?!?

No i'm not feeling good i'm gonna go.

Took a break to dinner and i'm feeling much better... if i keep writing like this you won't be reading a journal about my journey but a journal about my feelings bruuuuhh~
(sorry)

Went to Crown's metro it was SICK ASF! The Dwarf would love it but he's fkn M.A.D.
I did a crazy 1v1 with Aether (won obv) and farmed a lot of xp so now i'm 31% away for lvl 5.
I'm genuenly having fun! ^^

Me and Aether did an epic combo force-feed job and now i'm level 5! I did like an hour of progress in less than 5 minutes due to force feed lowkey PEAK! 

Session 11: 

I'm having an awful day, time to make it worse.
I've been waiting for the Dwarf for weeks but he's like really Missing In Action, that is lowkey crazy. I'm interviewing people i want to have something about anyone in this book.

I've been lowkey doing nothing for the past 2 hours.
I fished for 30 good mins to get some levels for Horizon.
Now we're at the bonefire.

Session 12: 

Okay so:
I got bored of waiting for Final_Void so i went on exploration with Waking_Horizon to get a cactus for our civ, which means...
CACTUS MONOPOLY BABY
I'mma sell this shit for like a trident or sum.. i want a trident. SO bad.

The leader of podzil came to see some stuff about hate signs and still didn't give me a tour, i'll jackhammer his head with dripstone during the wedding fr xd

It's been 2 hours and 2 sesh. WHERE THE FUCK IS DWARF?!? HE'S IN THE DWARVEN KINGDOM?
INFAME BASTARDO DOVE SEI <--("Infamous bastard where are you")

So... something funny happened:
STARLIT_SPARK. out of FUCKING. NOWHERE. BROUGHT EVERYTHING NEEDED FOR POTIONS!? CALL ME HEISENBERG I'LL BE THROWING POISON POTIONS AT PEOPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Session 13:

God told me to install the mod Scribble so now my book is HELLA amazing.
I'll wait for Aether to come online and we'll talk with Dust about people wanting to bomb our church to not have the wedding, we lowkey might be slimed for their egoism...

Talked with Final_Void (gave me FINALLY half a fucking tour after 8 sessions) So yeah it's not much but after all this time i'll take it -_-.
Spoke with him about the guys that want to bomb the church but he's adamant on doing that in our cathedral, we finna get bombed for this.
If only they knew.

Returned to the civ i've spoken to Dust and Aether to actually not have the wedding here or our cathedral will get bombed but no i got accused xd Dust fucking hates me frfr.
So yeah, i don't have anything to do, i only have Aether since every single one of my friends got M.I.A.d and idk what i'll do next.

Session 14: 

So. Exactly 10 minutes before the end of the session, AETHER PUSHED ME OFF MY PLANK! So i lost my level 5.
I've been farming back my lvls now i'm level 2 and 25% into level 3, but there aren't any farmers so i'm fucked.
The wedding is tomorrow.

I did nothing. Nothing happened.
Idk if i'll be here next session for the wedding or for anything else for that matter.

Session 15: 

Wedding day!
I got level 3 healer back, i'll wait for Aether. I just realised we could steal their civ during the wedding, it'll have no protection since they did that with us.
I took charge of the census since Waking is gone.

Someone made a conflict ticket, is the wedding exploding?

The wedding happened, it started at the cathedral and ended up like a sort of world tour: we went to Podzol where there happened a bar fight (i got drunk let's go) and then we went to NPC which is beautiful as always

Played some connect 4 and started comparing stats with people.
Then we went to metro and did a bit of nothing, i had to quit a bit early.

Session 16:

I joined a bit late and it seems there's another wedding, i really don't want to partake at another one so  i'm looking at distance while writing here, nothing much.
Soon i'll return to stairway to get some healer xp since the Dwarf killed me and lost everything.

Well, i just saved Starlit_Void, bruh.

Final_Dirt has a migraine so i can't beg him too much about taking the sugar cane, :(
I waited 30 mins for Dirt to take the sugar cane, and when he did Aether who just died came so i had to give it to her, i gotta wait even MOREE

Session 17:

I declared war at Dwarf's ass.
In the morning i'm finna kill him.
I KILLED HIM TWICE and won the conflict ticket.
I declare my victory!

Aether ain't here so i'll do my tour at podzil and log off.
Found a cart so i don't have to go to podzil by foot
The ride is lowkey peacefull i love this

I'm at podzil and met Organic at the bar, i'm exchanging stories with him while he makes some sick drinks.
Final bummed again the podzil tour;

I had to log off for personal reasons, ggs.
While i was gone, Podzil fell, i couldn't be more happy. APAB -P

Session 19: 

This is the best number.
I added a few books like the origin of the Cheese with the Dwarf. For now i'll be waiting for Aether and making sure no one steals at the library while i study.
I need to find someone to copy this book, because the end is approaching, nad i need this over and signed.
People came to see the library so i just sat there awkwardly, asked if they can add some books.
Aether is back so i can take my leave to study. 

Session 20:

As always, i'm not feeling well, that ain't news.

But i need to see the carnival, to log off once and for all. I shall push through this tremendous challenge now.

It will be the last time i see stairway and it's beautiful people, i'm a bit sad.

But this copy, my own copy, is special: it will be left at the library.

So, at the pink library, my story ends.

 

-Ebon_Hollow, healer.