Ashen_Hazel
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Lunaria's farmer, The Quiet Crescent Steward Player Info
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TRASH TALK WARNING (some premium-grade banter):
I had about 98 deaths per session but still managed to max Farmer and feed one of the most prominent civs in the server on pure caffeine. Half asleep, too many deaths to be called alive, and still more useful than some of y’all’s entire economy. At this point, my respawn timer had better GDP than half this server. What were the rest of you doing, sightseeing?
About
Ashen_Hazel was a Lunarian farmer who has been a part of the group from the very first minute to the last session.
Due to the nature of Ashen_Hazel waking up to every session with barely any sleep and no coffee, he treated his experience with the full open enthusiasm and detachment of a dead-end job worker at 8AM on a Monday.
Later on, Ashen_Hazel noticed an exploit in the game which allowed him to continuously sacrifice to his god. Using this, Ashen_Hazel was able to rack up a record number of deaths at the expense of his own god. He won the most deaths award by a landslide, with 1567 deaths (could have stopped at 1500 because the gods are angry, but 67 is a very special number). Very sorry for I, the God of Void, for spamming your chat with this.
History
Ashen_Hazel ran into Sunlit_Dust, who was right next to the first Lunaria settlement, approximately 10 seconds right after spawn, and became a resident of Lunaria since.
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